10 questions to ask yourself:
- Do you threaten to bite your hairdresser?
- Do you sometimes poop on the chair?
- Do you need your private bits tidied up?
- Do you howl and squirm getting your nails trimmed?
- Do you bark your head off when getting a blow dry?
- Do you turn up with half a forest in your hair?
- Do you arrive complete with Bob Marley style dreadlocks?
- Do you threaten to hump your stylist?
- Do you leave your hair for 6 weeks or more without brushing or washing it?
- Do you try to jump, wriggle or spin out of your hairdresser’s chair?
Hope that has answered your question!