Why does my dog’s haircut cost more than mine?

10 questions to ask yourself:

  1. Do you threaten to bite your hairdresser?
  2. Do you sometimes poop on the chair?
  3. Do you need your private bits tidied up?
  4. Do you howl and squirm getting your nails trimmed?
  5. Do you bark your head off when getting a blow dry?
  6. Do you turn up with half a forest in your hair?
  7. Do you arrive complete with Bob Marley style dreadlocks?
  8. Do you threaten to hump your stylist?
  9. Do you leave your hair for 6 weeks or more without brushing or washing it?
  10. Do you try to jump, wriggle or spin out of your hairdresser’s chair?

Hope that has answered your question!